You can purchase any of the above at the MZone CafePress Store. All are conveniently priced at $19.97. Your choices are as follows...
First up is our "Anti-Key Play" t-shirt. On the back it says, "Put the damn keys away!". (UPDATE: We have added white t-shirts with this logo for fans of other schools who have the same situation at their stadium)
Next we have our "Down in front is not a cheer" shirts. On the back, for the blue hairs seated behind you it says, simply, "Make noise!" (UPDATE: Due to reader comments and emails, we have added the reverse of this shirt with "Down in front is not a cheer" on the back).
Finally, for your viewing pleasure we give you our "No, I won't sit down" tee. On the back, it says, "Up in back!" (UPDATE: As above, we have now added the reverse of this shirt with "No, I won't sit down" on the back).
UPDATE: Thanks for the suggestions. We have updated accordingly.