According to the Columbus Dispatch link above, a handful of other universities have had cereal promoting their schools, but none on the statewide scale of OSU’s promotion.
Gee, there's a shocker.
Next up, we shit you not, the school hopes to license -- still not joking here -- Brutus Buckeye milk.
Look, we get it. You love your team. But for crying out loud, where does it end?
Well, funny you should ask. Because we here at the MZone have come up with some other officially licensed Ohio State food products...
Thirsty? Well, nothing quenches a hot summer thirst in Columbus like an ice cold glass of...
And if it's good nutrition and a desire to help Junior learn how to spell you seek, Campbell's has teamed up with Ohio State to bring you THE Alphabet Soup! Comes with the only letters a Buckeye fan needs: A, C, F, G, H, I, K, M, N and U.
Mmm Mmm Good? No -- Mmm Mmm Fucking Good!
In the snack aisle, this next item is a no brainer to have a Tosu tie-in. In fact, from its name and the various scandals in Columbus, I'm sure many folks assumed it already was a Buckeye branded item. Of course we're talking about...
Finally, after filling yourself up with the treats above and drinking 32 oz. of beer in 5 seconds, nothing feels better for the Buckeye fan than taking a nice healthy shit. That's why Ohio State and Charmin have teamed up to bring you "Ohio State Degree Toilet Paper."
Whether you're taking that Brutus sized dump at the bonfire after the game on High Street, in the empty cooler next to the Michigan car you torched or just kicking back in your mobile home, there's nothing like wiping your ass with a Buckeye degree (graduate and doctorate degrees also available).
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