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Thursday, August 03, 2006

It's hard out here for a pimp...and a JV football coach

When a police officer found a 15 year old girl engaged in a sex act with an adult male at a D.C. park, she told the cop she was a prostitute and her pimp was the junior varsity assistant football coach at her high school in Maryland.

Folks, we wish we were making this up.

The coach/bus driver was arrested when he came to pick up the girl. He then admitted he had two pounds of pot in his car, saying he supplemented his income selling the drug.

No word yet if he's going to try to become a rapper and change his name JV-Dia.

Big thanks to reader Edward M. for the tip!


Cool Hand Mike said...

That makes him the asst. j-v Superfly.

Cool Hand Mike said...

You gotta start somewhere.

Papa Steve said...

LOL on the change his name and become a rapper. So true.

BaggyPantsDevil said...

I'd have thought Gary Barnett would have done better for himself than junior varisty assitant coach at the high school level.

Brad said...

Is Arron Burroughs gonna hafta choke a bitch?

Brad said...

Oh yeah... pimpin' ain't easy.

Anonymous said...

Coach, pimp, bus driver, drug dealer. Impressive versatility. This guy makes me feel lazy with my one lame-ass job. Damn ethics and morality are holdin' me down.