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Monday, August 14, 2006

He Has Lust In His Heart...And In His Hand

For the first time in MZone history, we have a caption contest involving the Executive Branch. The following is a Gator fan visiting a statue of Jimmy Carter, our country's 39th president.


Here's what we came up with...

Georgia's most famous son proves there are no hard feelings with Florida fans

Leave us your best in the comments section.

14 comments:

Joshua said...

Man, them Gators are the tits!

Sports on a Schtick said...

Jimmy has the cocktail and Jane brings the party.

Anonymous said...

Her gut is bigger than her tits,
cover that god forsaken thin up.

Can't spell Lloyd without 2 "L's" said...

A chicken in every pot, and a tit in every hand.

MGOBLUE94 said...

Original Jimmy Carter Quote:

"I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me."

I've felt up many ugly gator women's breasts. I've spanked my monky many times with pictures of them in head. God knows I need to buy some lubricant!


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Where's Monica when you need her?!

harry hasselhoff said...

Are you sure that's not a statue of 42nd President and renowned chubby-chaser Bill Clinton?

Anonymous said...

You've seen one chubby-chaser ...er...Democratic president you've seen 'em all

Papa Steve said...

Anita was in love. It didn't matter to her that he was so introverted and wasn't good at making conversation becuase when he touched her with those magicx hands, it made her quiver all over.

IC said...

Anyone else feeling overcome by malaise?

J. Lichty said...

Mistaking a portly Florida Gator's fan, for portly former Michigan State Spartan Michael Moore, History's greatest monster, Jimmah Carter, shows the lust in heart.

Stuck said...

I KNOW you gotta rabbit in there somewhere...

Hucbald said...

Jimmy Carter: Not just pounding nails and choking chickens, but providing Executive Branch mam-o-grams since 1976.

"Be-cause Ih careh... I careh about the plight of women everywhereh."

Anonymous said...

That's fantastic hucbald, LOL!

Anonymous said...

I am confused. Is it habitat for humanity or have a tit?