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Monday, August 14, 2006
He Has Lust In His Heart...And In His Hand
For the first time in MZone history, we have a caption contest involving the Executive Branch. The following is a Gator fan visiting a statue of Jimmy Carter, our country's 39th president.
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Man, them Gators are the tits!
Jimmy has the cocktail and Jane brings the party.
Her gut is bigger than her tits,
cover that god forsaken thin up.
A chicken in every pot, and a tit in every hand.
Original Jimmy Carter Quote:
"I've looked on many women with lust. I've committed adultery in my heart many times. God knows I will do this and forgives me."
I've felt up many ugly gator women's breasts. I've spanked my monky many times with pictures of them in head. God knows I need to buy some lubricant!
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Where's Monica when you need her?!
Are you sure that's not a statue of 42nd President and renowned chubby-chaser Bill Clinton?
You've seen one chubby-chaser ...er...Democratic president you've seen 'em all
Anita was in love. It didn't matter to her that he was so introverted and wasn't good at making conversation becuase when he touched her with those magicx hands, it made her quiver all over.
Anyone else feeling overcome by malaise?
Mistaking a portly Florida Gator's fan, for portly former Michigan State Spartan Michael Moore, History's greatest monster, Jimmah Carter, shows the lust in heart.
I KNOW you gotta rabbit in there somewhere...
Jimmy Carter: Not just pounding nails and choking chickens, but providing Executive Branch mam-o-grams since 1976.
"Be-cause Ih careh... I careh about the plight of women everywhereh."
That's fantastic hucbald, LOL!
I am confused. Is it habitat for humanity or have a tit?
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