Our favorite part? No, not all the helmet stickers though he has zero carries. Look closely at the third picture (click for larger view) -- he's already sporting a Buckstache.
You know, you'd think Buckeye fans would learn about putting so much pressure and such lofty expectations on a freshman running back. Last time they did that, it didn't work out so well for the running back.
As such, we here at the MZone are already hard at work on what the Chris Wells 2009 action figure might look like...
Lint roller in right hand may be replaced with hatchet. Escalade and automatic weapons not included.
Many thanks to Austin Dave for the tip!
UPDATE: Apparently, the Wells figurine is not for sale. He was handmade by a Buckeye fan and just goes on a shelf with the other 8,000 at the home of the 40 Year Old Virgin.