First there was the "Girls of Happy Valley" calendar...

Our favorite part of the site (besides the pictures, of course) was the really bad porno music playing the whole time (as opposed to really good porno music?). Using the "Fingernail Test," I'm going to go out on a limb and say most of these girls aren't PSU students. Them there is stripper-length fingernails (I'm just saying). No wonder they call it Happy Endings Valley!
On the more wholesome end of the calendar scale was the Pi Kappa Alpha (Pike) of Ole Miss entry brought to our attention by MZone reader Erik...
God, I love the south. And note the fingernails, people.
Me thinks the BCS brackets are now complete.
Finally, speaking of our Girls of TOSU post, Peter at Burnt Orange Nation emailed the pic below asking how the hell we could have missed one of the girls posing with a cop! Our bad, Peter. Our bad.
Best of all, look closely at the what jurisdiction in Ohio a cop posing with scantily clad women is from: Put-in-Bay ("You said 'put in.'"Insert Beavis and Butthead laugher.)



17 comments:
Glad I could Help...Now if we (The Rebels) could just get a Home and Home with yall...(that's right, i said it)
Would love that, E. Always like to play different schools from the big conferences (although sadly, in this day and age, we'll probably play one tough non-con game against ND and a couple of home gimmes against a couple cupcakes).
Girs of Happy Valley.... while that sounds dirty in itself, is it anywhere near "Beaver" Falls.
I have a friend here in Alpharetta GA whose daughter goes to Ole Miss. She was homecoming queen in HS also. I think it may be a requirement for admission.
UM should schedule Ole Miss. It will add another cupcake to the schedule unless EO can turn them around and one UM is bound to lose.
If I was Bill Martin, I would schedule Oklahoma State or Oregon State so you could say you beat OSU. (if the field isn't too crowned)
See you at the Horseshoe in November!
cool hand mike, Beaver stadium is where we play our football games.
And as for the finger nail observation, I've seen many of these broads actually walking to class, some even wearing girls of happy valley t-shirts.
I've seen them walking around Happy Valley as well, and for 50 bucks they'll make your tailgate "special". They may live in Happy Valley, that doesn't mean they aren't strippers.
It's also hilarious to see creepy old alumni walking around downtown with girls of happy calendars during football weekends.
Anon 5:54,
Yeah, how pathetic was that crowned field "excuse?"
Galen,
LOL!!! re: "special" tailgate.
I'm sure those Happy Valley girls are enrolled in classes at PSU, don't be so cynical. They have a lap dance major there.
With regard to the Pike girls...hmmmmmm. Not my type, but not all bad either. Potential. A little too Stepford-ish for me.
Papa, some of the Ole Miss ladies can be stuffy, royal biatches, but they still like to get freaky when nobody's lookin.
Ask Alabama how much of "Cupcake" Ole Miss was last season...
We played Ole Miss in the Gator Bowl (1993 I think...) and smacked them pretty hard.
Sorry - It was the 1991 Gator Bowl -- Following the 1990 season. I scored a bunch of TDs....
"Some of the Ole Miss ladies can be stuffy, royal biatches, but they still like to get freaky when nobody's lookin."
Now how the hell am I supposed to get any work done today after looking at those pix with that knowledge rattling around in my noggin?
Yost, sounds like you need to take a visit to the ole public library.
Careful if you visit the Berea, OH public library - Carl Monday may be lurking. Fortunately, I know Yost's dad is an ex-marine and was in 'nam. He'll kick Carl's ass!
I dated a hot girl when I was at Michigan - unfortunately I had to drive down Washtenaw Ave to EMU to pick her up for our dates...
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