Dear M Zone:
I thought you would like to see this....
I was in Michigan for a few days last week to visit my parents. I took
my family to the West Michigan Whitecaps game one night. It was a very
exciting night at Fifth/Third Ballpark.
The traditional minor league "race the mascot" event took place between
the 2nd & 3rd innings. However, this night was different because a kid
from the stands got to race a BUNCH of mascots in attendance that night.
It was a very memorable sprint for this young Grand Rapids child,
because he raced and beat every mascot in the park -- but unfortunately
for him, one of the mascots he beat decided to run him over at the end
of the race.
I captured this image of the crying/injured child and the culprit.
Boo Sparty!!!!!!
Go Blue,
Andrew W.
Austin, Texas
Hell, this is so good, let's kill two birds with one stone and make this an MZone Caption Contest. Leave us your best in the comments section for "When Sparty Attacks!" above.
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"Coach John L. Smith is consoled by Sparty after another heartbreaking loss to Michigan."
LOL, bk
Isn't he a registered Sex Offender?!
Forget the oral thermometer, i need a more precise reading.
Sparty attemts to console another victim of a Zidane head butt.
Get in my belly
To assure victory sparty defecates before consuming another sacrifice.
"It'll be sore for awhile, but you'll forget about it. In fact, when you get older you may look forward to it. Just ask any UCLA fan whose been to the USC-UCLA game for the last 7 years."
Rough day for lil' Jimmy, as he finds out that Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy are not real, but Sparty is.
This is too easy. Squeal little piggy Squeal.
"This is what happens when JLS sends out Sparty to do the recruiting."
Hey John L! I found somebody to play safety!
"Don't lie to me you big, ugly monster! It's not great at State!! It's not great at State!!!"
MSU mascot "Sparty" holds a terrified child that Notre Dame coach Charlie Weiss intends to spank...
Yes, this is my real face, whats wrong with it?
Nooooooooo! Please don't send me to Michigan State! Nooooooooooo! Please Nooooooooooo! Anything but that.
"These kids are out there playing their guts out, AND SPARTY'S SCREWING IT UP!!!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!"
notice the hand of the guy on the left.
kid: "thank you sir, may i have another!"
"Kids, when parents say eat your vegetables, they mean it."
Once again we see how they seperate the men from the boys in East Lansing. Forcefully.
"But I don't WANNA go to Ann Arbor! Don't let them make me!!!"
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