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Wednesday, July 05, 2006

SC Linebacker Does Phil Mickelson Impression

Ok, maybe it's just us but we think it's a bad sign when a guy fighting to be your team's starting linebacker has a serious case of man boobs. Below is a picture of USC's Brian Cushing, a sophomore who started four games and had 28 tackles in 2005.

According to the Trojan's official site, Cushing missed spring drills this year because he was recuperating from shoulder surgery. Yeah, it's obvious Brian had some sort of surgery in the upper chest area, we're just not sure it was his shoulder.

23 comments:

Beban said...

If Mark Sanchez sees this picture, things aren't going to end well for Mr. Cushing.

Anonymous said...

They are roomates.

Anonymous said...

I saw this on Flash's blog. Maybe this blogging thing is easy. I just cruise around other blogs and then post them on mine.

ferenc said...

anon 1: Yeah, that is probably the point d-boy is making...see: boys don't cry??? (my apologies if i am wrong on this). anon 2: We all know Yost never credits anyone for anything. Nope, never! You should definately refuse charges on your credit card....

Anonymous said...

If you ever saw "Fight Club", this guy has what Meat Loaf's character referred to as "Bitch Tits," an inevitable unfortunate side-effect of steroid use.

OR -- kid has lots of baby fat.

cottoncandy said...

If this doesn't take out all the doubt about getting man boobs from smoking dope, nothing should.

Yost said...

Anon 8:58,

First off, I don't know what Flash's blog is. Sorry.

Second, the pic was sent in by a reader about a week ago. When I wrote him back to say thanks for sending it and we would probably use it, he replied that he had also sent it to EDSBS and then said, "NO NEED to credit me, by the way."

Thus, that's the reason reader Dave didn't get props for this post.

Doug said...

I can see the Under Armour ad now: Brian Cushing leaps out of a big group of USC players and yells, "WE MUST DISPLAY THESE TEATS!"

Yost said...

LOL, Doug.

Markus Arelius said...

I have manboobs too.

Beban said...

anon 4:17am: No shit, comedy killer. Any childhood leukemia jokes, while we're at it?

Kirbdaddy said...

Does his milkshake bring all the boys to the yard???

Charlie Weis said...

You call those manboobs? Those are mere mosquito bites compared to mine.

clemsontiger said...

Jeez. He has bigger boobs than the cheerleaders at that other USC. That would be The 'Ol Ball Coach's Univ. of South Carolina gamecocks. What a set of teats. I believe he is lactating in that pic. Although to be honest he is a little better looking than those honey pigs that the Gamecocks roll out every Saturday afternoon in the fall. He probably weighs less also. I would have went to USC in Columbia, SC but my IQ was too high. That and I know who both my parents are. That jackass ought to be running his bitch tits off and hiding them instead of wearing the male equivilent of a sports bra. Sanchez is gonna cornhole him after seeing these photos.

sallypierre said...

they look like breast buds.

dr rey is in 90210. feel sure he could do a breast reduction for this guy.

Anonymous said...

old news.Pics were on orangebloods 3weeks ago

Yost said...

Anon,

And as you can tell by the watermark on the picture, I'm guessing it was on USCFootball.com before that.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I'll bet his boyfriend loves to do the "motorboat" on those badboys!

Paragon SC said...

That's just plain bad.

Anonymous said...

haha, Cush got gyno, good for him

Anonymous said...

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

Anonymous said...

stop being a homo and read the rest of the comments and laugh

Anonymous said...

cush is an excellent football player . . . get off his dick