But why are streakers so rare in college football? Orson over at EDSBS recently pointed out the fine handed down to the guy who got all buck naked in Baton Rouge at the 2004 LSU-Oregon State game.
Yet that's the only one I can remember.
So, putting on my best middle-act hack comic voice appearing this week down at the Chuckle Barn, Dexter's number one comedy destination, "What if there were more streakers in college football? I think it might go something like this..."
"Thank you, goodnight! I'll be here all week."