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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

MZone Caption Contest


Time for another MZone caption contest. Here's what we came up with...

Even after shaving his Buckstache, Doug proved he still had a thing for body hair.

Leave us your best in the comments section.

44 comments:

Nico said...

Not really a caption contest entry, but how friggin' drunk would you have to be to think that was a good idea? Wait, I guess you wouldn't have to be drunk, just a tOSU fan.

Beban said...

Hey Buckeyes, why get a tat around your armpit when you already live in one?

Art Schlichter's Bookie said...

He named it Ted vaGiNNa!

"Inbreeding amongst buckeye fans reaches all time high!"

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me!"

MGOBLUE94 said...

GLBT Poster Child!

Leave to tOSU fans to think up Armpit F@cking!

Anonymous said...

The next best thing to Buckeye woman ... just bring the lube

Anonymous said...

Mad Photoshop Skillz

Doug said...

My caption:

Not content merely to walk around with a degree from Ohio State on his résumé and an arrest for public indecency on his record, Joe digs deep and finds a way to make himself even more unemployable.

Anonymous said...

yup, 'cause we all know you have to have actually graduated from Ohio State to purchase and wear one of their t-shirts.

that's right - right?

Anonymous said...

We have to start being more discriminating to people we sell our logo'd merchandise.

At least UM merchandise is still the most popular in police lineups and the apparel of choice in crack houses.

ferenc said...

now that is a depressing picture. well, at least it probably doesn't smell like tuna.

Cool Hand Mike said...

"Take a whiff. It smells like beaver too."

ferenc said...

Once again, we find out that Big 10 women NEVER shave.

Anonymous said...

You should see the Tat on his a$$.

Johnny said...

Seriously, this picture offends you, but just be glad this tatoo wasn't built about the usually mustached tOSU fan. That would just be a whole new level of sick.

Anonymous said...

Please, please tell me that's a photoshop.

No seriously....tell me.

Anonymous said...

The great thing about Buckeye fans is that they are always, always, classy.

Anonymous said...

so UNCOOL. I hope it was just painted on and it goes away next time he showers. I guess now his bf knows where to aim.

Anonymous said...

his mama would be so proud!

cottoncandy said...

I'm so ashamed.

Anonymous said...

"Hey, How did I do? Did I fool ya and others into thinking that I was OSU fan? When can I be paid for that?? Oh, you haven't gotten $$ from Martin's will??"

Anonymous said...

I'm glad he got a tatoo to remember his mother by...

DevilGrad said...

Joe Buckstache volunteers for the first Brazilian wax ever to be done above the waist.

Anonymous said...

If all TOSU women are rainforests, I'd wanna "Fuck Michigan" too...

ORD Buckeye said...

Come on, guys. At least post real pictures! You're better than that, and most of your anti-Buckeye schtick is pretty damned funny.

If you doubt me, look closely at the other side of his chest/other shoulder. He was shirtless in the original photo.

OSU45 said...

You turds have nothing better to do than sit around and paint your moms picture on a buckeye armpit. So I got a free bed and breakfast thanks to the county known as Franklin. I see I missed a weekend full of interesting insight. You gyuys should focus more on gettin laid than drawing your moms parts on a pit. I know yost had someting to do with this. I cant wait to give you a hot carl all day long! Chris wells is gonna beat them skins raw and Kerr is gonna abuse you like Indiana. Speaking of nasty smelling beaver can you believe Penn State is gettin some poontang in recruiting? I hope joe points those fish tank glasses to the sky and melts his eyes. JT is somewhere laughing b/c you guys are gettin all the sloppy seconds, and you all know what that is like. One time at a bar all these michigan dudes where tryin to bang this milf, well she was a littlke heavy, but I ended up nailing her. I kept showing my buckeye tattoo to those guys and talking about elvis gerback being a virgin. Until next time team up north..... keep woody's name out your mouth.

Anonymous said...

osu45 -- Okay, you usually completely rub me the wrong way on here...but the JoePa fishtank glasses made me laugh out loud. Thanks!!

Anonymous said...

One day you will actually not have to photo shop to diss the Buckeyes. How's LLLLoyd.

http://www.joy.gr/files/2006/1/4/544579/armpit-tattoo%5B1%5D-t.jpg

Yost said...

Anon,

Dissing Buckeyes w/out Photoshop is even easier - it's called the news. If you're a regular reader here, a couple weeks ago we put up about 5 posts in 6 days of "Buckstache"-bearing Tosu folks getting busted for everything from jacking off in the library to pedophilia to beating their "baby's mama", etc. etc. etc.

So, basically, either way works.

DevilGrad said...

Carl Monday is *still* watching you masturbate.

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/top/one-final-mondaycooper-explosion--be-ready-187761.php

Can't spell Lloyd without 2 "L's" said...

Devilgrad-

HILARIOUS!!!! They gotta get that link to the front page. Anyone think he picked his defense attorney based on her looks? I bet he was spanking his monkey while making the consultation call. Good stuff.

Anonymous said...

"For my moms birthday I wanted to get her something alittle more creative then the regular MOM tattoo. So I went with something of hers which I was very familiar with."

Yost said...

DG,

Thanks, brutha! Put up a post about it.

Anonymous said...

Yessss! I was hoping we'd hear from osu45. His insightful witticisms and brilliant writing style always brighten my day. He is truly an articulate literary genius and a stellar ambassador for all things OSU. You Bucks should be proud to have him on your side. Bravo!

Anonymous said...

Some people tatoo their mom's name on their arm, but for this Buckeye fan, well, his motherly love ran a little deeper.

Anonymous said...

good Lord that is a terrible photoshop.

Yost said...

Anon,

It's a Caption Contest, not a Photoshop Contest.

Bloat Dastardly said...

The closest UM Bloggers will get to a woman this year.

Anonymous said...

"It's a Caption Contest, not a Photoshop Contest."

no, that was my caption.

Yost said...

Ouch. My side. Stop.

Anonymous said...

"Ouch. My side. Stop."

funny, that's what my response was to the "original" picture.

Yost said...

Anon,

Yet you hated it so much, you felt the need to comment, check back to see if someone replied to your comment and then comment again.

Why are Buckeyes always so surprised when there stuff isn't "pro Bucks" on a Michigan site? And do Michigan fans hang out this much on Tosu sites?

Anonymous said...

where the hell are you getting that i'm somehow upset that you posted a jab at OSU? my one and only commentary has been on the overall crappyness of your photoshop. not to mention that you've been so nice to take the time to respond to every one of my comments.

and as to your second question, if you don't want buckeye fans challenging you on your website, you might as well filter out everone who doesn't properly enter "Lloyd's Secret Password" first. or stop being a wuss about it. either way.

Anonymous said...

"This is where Wolverines stick their penises."

Anonymous said...

It TASTES like my sister too!