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Friday, July 28, 2006

Jimmy Clausen Photo Album: Wrong on So Many Levels

Jimmy Clausen is adding once again to his Internet photo album...and it ain't good. Let's refresh, shall we?

First there was his emu pic...


Then there was this one where he did his impression of J-Lo showing off her engagement rings...


Now via the USC Scout board, MZone reader James has sent us the following (that's Jimmy on the right)...


Sweet mother of Pearl!

Leave us your thoughts on which of these pics is the worst.

P.S. Next time one of Jimmy's buddies says, "Hey, can I take a picture?" he should just run. Run like he's trying to evade a linebacker with 4.4 speed.

20 comments:

Trojan Mike said...

This has to be a joke, either photoshopped or he was joking around. Nobody wears those things unless they are on a swim team. They are too restrictive.... you gotta let the boys breath a little.

Granny's 30 said...

Are you sure he didn't really committ to USC?

Anonymous said...

Photo for the Lance Bass fan club.

Becky said...

So, if a young, fit athletic sort looks this terrible in a Speedo, when will the hairy, pot-bellied 40-year-olds realize how THEY must appear to the rest of the world? Ugh.

However, this kid is not helping his macho quotient at all, now is he?

Cool Hand Mike said...

I see at least 4 years of comedy gold in all of our futures. Plus, I have to agree with Trojan Mike. If he is straight, he better loosen them drawers up because he'll never have kids if he doesn't set Sly and the Family Stones free.

Henry James said...

Which one is Clausen and which one is Greg Louganis?

Yost said...

LOL, HJ!!

Anonymous said...

Why is the end of Blazing Saddles running through my head?

"Throw out your hands, stick out your tush. Hand on your hips, give 'em a push..."

You could cap off this picture by having Dom Delouise pop out of nowhere and yell "Cut!!!! You sissy-marys!!"

"Watch-me-faggots!!"

BaggyPantsDevil said...

I am going to go on record and declare that Jimmy Clausen is going to be a total bust. There’s just been too much publicity about him that has nothing to do with football. I don’t know whether he’s just a publicity hound or if there’s something about him that compels others to talk about him, but—either way—that’s never a good sign. Either he’s going to spend too much time enjoying his fifteen minutes to thoroughly prepare or all this attention is going to become too much of a distraction.

The last picture just screams gay porn DVD box cover. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Ed said...

Hmmm, could these be his cousins?

http://www.leehotti.com/originals/originals.htm

Note, safe for work.

Anonymous said...

you realize it's fake, right?

Claretts getaway driver said...

Yea cause people would make a fake Jimmy Clausen Thong photo when they could do so much worse.

Anonymous said...

The guy in the middle is supposedly Jimmy's brother. Their faces do look a lot alike. The guy on the left is sporting school panties--OC for "Oaks Christian"

Anonymous said...

maybe clausen wants to compete with Quinn as ND's pretty boy.....

Sean said...

Check out one of the comments on Jimmy Clausen's myspace:

"Dude Jimmy, you are like the gayest person ive ever seen. Your hair, for the love of god, your hair....i guess its a good think you'll be bald by the time you finish college just like your brothers. Have fun in the snow up there in whereever the hell Notre Dame is...who cares anyway right?"

LOL! And he was smart to put his AIM screen name on there, I'm sure he won't ever regret that. I wonder how we could contact the NCAA and get some recruiting violations out of his myspace, I saw a few comments about how he should go to a certain school. I say that's what the M Zone should concentrate on.

Stratus Blows said...

Related post

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDeWJqKx3Y0

Anonymous said...

being an alabama fan, i have never really liked the "Clausens" having two of them at Tennessee. They were both cocky, Frankenstein looking guys that thought they were God's gift to the world of football. I tell you this one might be "the Chosen One", but that meaning might be referring to being the poster boy for metrosexuals (aka in the closet) everywhere. Call me old school, but the one with him wearing Speedo's with two other guys kinda shows me more than I need to know.

Anonymous said...

That picture is NOT faked.

TheVictors04 said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

With this type of stuff out now, Jimmy isn't going to make it to south bend - he's going to get killed this Fall in high school!

Claretts getaway Driver said...

"just like kickin it with the few homies i have cuz everyone else at my school hates on me."


Code for i'm an arrogant prick who ac like hes better than everybody else so people don't like me.