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Friday, July 07, 2006

Jayhawk Coach Mark Mangino Hits the Recruiting Trail


Yes, folks, time once again for another MZone Caption Contest. That's what we came up with in the title. Leave us your best in the comments section.

23 comments:

Beban said...

Why Charlie Weiss left Notre Dame for Kansas, I'll never understand.

Anonymous said...

Now that's what I call a round trip.

Anonymous said...

Mystique sure wants to be left alone.

Anonymous said...

"That was the best offensive line I ever tasted."

husker 71 said...

Normally I'd laugh my ass of at something like this, but sadly it reminded me of the 25-point loss to KU, our first in 37 years. I think I'll go drink now.

Anonymous said...

Wow that is actually a Susuki 1100R under that ASS! 0 to 60 in an HOUR!

harry hasselhoff said...

"Man I hate these traffic lights! If Phil and Charlie beat me to Golden Corral, there's no way I'm gonna get any swedish meatballs!"

Reed4AU said...

The only safe way to not wear a helmet, eat enough that your head will never hit the ground.

Anon.4 said...

"You should have seen me before I lost all that excess weight."

Anonymous said...

I'm not overweight, I just don't need an airbag.

Papa Steve said...

An eco-friendly SUV powered by donuts.

-or-

The future of biodiesel. Why keep going to restaurants to get their smelly old grease when you can carry your own?

Yost said...

LOL! Good stuff, folks.

Anonymous said...

Imagine the bowel movements. KU suffers because he can't recruit - and he can't recruit because he has bowel movements in the bathroom of the home of each recruit.

You'd travel in an open air vehicle too!

Anonymous said...

Dane knew he needed help with his weight when he unexpectedly shit out a Vespa while waiting for the ice cream truck...

Cool Hand Mike said...

Last time I saw an ass like that, it was humping supplies up the side of the Grand Canyon.

Anonymous said...

The Kansas football program is set to take off like a lead zeppelin.

Anonymous said...

"The NCAA is looking into Kansas after a highly touted Offensive Tackle received improper benefits. A University Spokesman said "for fucks sake its only a scooter, he weighs 500 lbs. you heartless bastards."

Anonymous said...

*bubble caption coming out of head*
"Fucking Gravity!"

Anonymous said...

X marks the fat.

Anonymous said...

Dang, guess I have to double back, road goes down to two lanes up ahead.

Anonymous said...

i luv playin hide and seek with my belly buttion

Anonymous said...

I dont know what is more impressive...the fact that a guy that big can ride a scooter, or that a scooter can handle a guy that big.

Anonymous said...

Gabe Watson's competition.