So if you've been following the Mike Cooper "affair" - the young Buck fan busted for masterbating in an Ohio public library due to an undercover news story, saw on Deadspin (thanks to reader DevilGrad) that things got even crazier at his sentencing last week.Carl Monday, the reporter who outed him (after he already outed himself, so to speak), was there and approached Cooper and his family after they left the courthouse. And, well, things...things got a bit heated as the video here shows.
Folks, they should start putting these Monday/Cooper Family confrontations on PPV.
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The blonde attorney was pretty hot! Maybe they could have shown Spank Boy beating it to her in the courtroom!
I'm curious as to what the steps are Cooper has taken to "ensure that this never happens again," as his attorney represented to the judge...
He had a Block M tatooed on his weiner. That way, it is so repugnant to him, and anyone else for that matter, that thing isn't getting touched.
The words every masturbator fears:
"I'm Carl Monday and I have a few questions for you."
The most ironic thing about all this is that Carl Monday probably masturbates as he watched himself on the news at night. With his tOSU shirt on, of course.
Ok...so Mr. Buckstache Cooper Sr gets to assault Carl Monday and get away with it? I'm sure the steps Cooper has taken to ensure that this "never happens again" are
1. buy his own damn computer
2. think of that picture of A.J. Hawk showing shrinkage
3. remember that if he spanks it again he will join Mo Clarett in the clinker where he will get his poop shoot pounded by the TOSU has been.
That is precious. I love how indignant the family members are, as if they have been woefully wronged. The Dad is such an idiot. If I were C. monday, I would go after him every chance I got, he is too easy.
On a serious note, I do feel badly for the kid and the mother, as living with that a-hole has to be a like a little slice of hell.
PS,
I think you're right. Viewing those two clips (this and the one a couple months ago), it's not hard to see how Mike Cooper came to be the messed up kid he is.
So I guess having your dad separated from a cameraman is not violation of parole, or didn’t it start yet? Quality stuff indeed!
Since his name is Cooper, he can't beat Michigan, so he beats his meat. I think his dad is 2-10-1 in court.
Well played, 6:52! Hilarious!
How do you spell "classy"? O-H-I-O!
Will somebody PLEASE give Carl Monday and the Cooper family their own reality show already! You can't write anything this good!
I thought the funniest part was watching this 20-something (possibly) adult slide in the back of the mini-van: Mom gets shotgun, young man...
I guess in Ohio a tee shirt is proper courtroom attire. The Cooper kids mom is so hot...
It never ends. Get over yourselves Michigan. Your state sucks. I won't even bring up the people's republic of Auto Workers. So... U-M couldn't crack the top 10 in NCAA rankings AGAIN this year, but guess what Michigan cracks the national top ten in one thing, MURDER. That's right Michigan pat yourselves on the back you tied Arkansas for 9th in the nation for murder/100,000 people. I'd rather be surrounded by "hicks" than murderous D-12 8-Mile gansters all day. Good luck with your dirty casinos.
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