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Friday, June 30, 2006

Too Funny Not to Post

Folks, we couldn't pass this one up. No, siree. Has nothing to do with college football but, well, you'll see...

Today we bring you the sad, sad, so-damn-sad-it-hurts (trust us) story of Fateh Mohammed, a prisoner in Pakistan who's serving a four-year sentence for making liquor.

Now, to prepare you, think of the worst day you've had in the last month. Got one in mind? Was it really bad? I mean really awful? Ha! That ain't shit. Not even close. Your "really bad day" doesn't even hold a candle to Fateh's story. You see, that's because Fateh woke up last week with a light bulb in his anus. Yes, you read that correctly - a LIGHT BULB IN HIS ANUS!

But that's not the "best" part of the story -- Fateh claims he has no idea how the light bulb got into his anus and that he must have been drugged. Riiiiiight.

Reminds us of that Fusilli Jerry episode of Seinfeld when Kramer says...

"See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never! It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: 'It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one.'"

How do you say "Million to one shot" in Arabic?

4 comments:

Beban said...
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Beban said...

Repressed homosexuality in the Muslim world? Get the fuck out of here.

BaggyPantsDevil said...

danny boy,

It's only gay there if you're the catcher, it's OK as long as you're the pitcher. Of course, Fateh was playing "catch" by himself.

nico said...

My friends that are in med school or that are doctors already have told me insane stories about the contents of what they call "the ass box." That being the box of stuff pulled out of people's asses at the hospital that they have NO IDEA how THAT got THERE!