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Wednesday, June 07, 2006

MZone Caption Contest: AJ Hawk Shrinkage Edition


Boy, there's nothing like checking the ol' inbox and getting something like the dandy above from an MZone reader. In fact, it was so good, we thought, why should we have all the fun? Thus, we decided to make it the next picture in the whenever-we-feel-like-it MZone Caption Contest.

Here's what we came up with:
At least Laura Quinn won't be surprised on her wedding night.

Leave us your best in the comments section.

Thanks to Scott H. for the pic.

47 comments:

Brickeye said...

I don't feel so bad about myself now.

BAMAPERRY said...

A.J. must stand for...................
Anatomically Jaded..?

Can't spell Lloyd without 2 "L's" said...

Apparently 4.50 wasn't just his 40 time.

Can't spell Lloyd without 2 "L's" said...

Is that a buckeye in your pants, or are you just hung like a fieldmouse?

Trojan Mike said...

He's a grower, not a shower

Can't spell Lloyd without 2 "L's" said...

When A.J. tried to F*^$ Michigan, Michigan was left thoroughly unfulfilled.

slimrod said...

AJ can use my signature, it suits him more (or less) then me.

Anonymous said...

They said this might happen if I used steriods, I just didn't think it would happen to me.

Anonymous said...

Why do you think his hair is so long?

Benny Friedman said...

"I was in the pool!!! I was in the pool!!!"

Anonymous said...

but his hands are so big......

Anonymous said...

Look Ma, an extra bellybutton!

Anonymous said...

He might be a Buckeye, but he is sporting a acorn.

Anonymous said...

Is that a buckeye in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Anonymous said...

You know, we should have known. His feet are rather small.

Reed4AU said...

He may make millions and never sit on the bench.

But in the bedroom he'll hear laughter when he sports only an inch.

Anonymous said...

obviously photoshopped. HAHA

Yost said...

If it is, Anon, we didn't do it. (And by "Anon," we mean Mr. Hawk).

cottoncandy said...

Hey Skunk Bear fans, I kicked your ass, AGAIN.

Anonymous said...

AJ Hawk trying to show up "OSU CHICK" by showing off his camel toe.

Ron Jeremy said...

Not only does he have a small package but he also went to Ohio State.

Theri Maa, Bhanchod! said...

and the newest entrant in the M-Zone Co-ed BCS Showdown is...

Anonymous said...

Damn this rookie hazing. Which one of you motherfuckers hid my cup?

Reed4AU said...

Winning a BCS bowl - $50,000(per average given by umm... a friend of the program)

Getting drafted 5th in the NFL Draft - 2-4 million a year

Having the smallest in professional sports - priceless!

Anonymous said...

4-1 or 4.1?

tyrone butterfingers said...

"I am so not looking forward to Green Bay in the winter"

Or

"I hate these Under Armor shorts, they really make my clitoris look big"

Anonymous said...

He looks like a UCLA womans softball player.

Anonymous said...

Do I have a small Penis, or jsut gigantic legs? I don't know.

St. Simons Island Nole said...

He is going to be the Tony Mandarich of the 21st century....take him off the juice, and he'll be nothing. What Luckeye Fan, you don't think he is juicing? Take a lookee at his peepee! I have seen bigger heads on a zit

BaggyPantsDevil said...

Oh the Irish Curse effects a man
right to his very root
It's the only thing in life
that can be samll but not be cute
few things in life can be so grim
or be considered worse
than the stem upon your apple
cast with the Irish Curse


Damn, Notre Dame!

My team can beat Miami said...

Nole...take a look at his peepee?
No thanks I'll leave that kind
of man-gawking to you.

Anonymous said...

(Headline on National Enquirer) Doctors perform successful nipple relocation surgery

fullstop said...

Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
AJ: It just does!
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

Anonymous said...

Commenting on another man's genitals...seems a tad bit ....
Gay.

I thought this was a Michigan football site.

Yost said...

What about commenting on commenting on another man's genitals?

Anonymous said...

Guys, stop the presses, it's obvious we've made a huge scientific discovery here............the age old question of nature v. nurture has been answered, it's not nature that makes you gay, it's 4-1 v. the buckeyes that does it. I'll submit this blog to the scientific community as the case study. Thanks for your participation.

Anonymous said...

AJ walks dejectedly away after failing during tryouts for the Polish Cycling team.

Rich said...

The NFL Network reports A.J.'s signing bonus is the Stallion Deluxe Penile Implant complete with the new John Holmes upgrade.

Anonymous said...

Hey ladys my name isnt the only thing thats short.

OSU 25scUM21 said...

LOL! Michigan f@gs at thier finest.

Buckeyes are little brown nuts said...

"Hey, do these shorts make my ass look big?"

Anonymous said...

That's what's left, you Wolverines couldn't get enough during his 4 years of sticking it to you!

J. Lichty said...

More frightening details of the library masterbater caper were revealed this week, as photos in his possession were revealed for the first time;

OR-

Former Buckeye AJ Hawk is the latest to run afoul with the law as ICE Bordre Patrols capture him in an attempt to smuggle grapes. Authorities report that they were intially in unaware of Hawk's connection to tOSU given the fact that he did not have a mustache.

Becky said...

Gotta love when tOSU fan comes to rip, and can't even spell his (or should I say "thier"?) insults correctly.

Way to show that superiority...

Anonymous said...

I had a mouse once. But I never put him in my pants

Tressel 4 - lloyd barely 1 said...

3 Things:

1. scUM fans are gay for looking at another man's crotch in tight clothing.

2. AJ has 1 hot girl and a fat wallet.

3. Tressel 4 - Loser lloyd 1 lucky win

Yost said...

3 More Things:

1. Ohio State fans always show their class which feeds more material to this site than anything else.

2. Hot gf, eh? Uh...ok.

3. Yeah, gee, you're right. None of Tressel's 4 wins could have POSSIBLY went the other way, right?