Boy, there's nothing like checking the ol' inbox and getting something like the dandy above from an MZone reader. In fact, it was so good, we thought, why should we have all the fun? Thus, we decided to make it the next picture in the whenever-we-feel-like-it MZone Caption Contest.
Here's what we came up with:
At least Laura Quinn won't be surprised on her wedding night.
Leave us your best in the comments section.
Thanks to Scott H. for the pic.
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47 comments:
I don't feel so bad about myself now.
A.J. must stand for...................
Anatomically Jaded..?
Apparently 4.50 wasn't just his 40 time.
Is that a buckeye in your pants, or are you just hung like a fieldmouse?
He's a grower, not a shower
When A.J. tried to F*^$ Michigan, Michigan was left thoroughly unfulfilled.
AJ can use my signature, it suits him more (or less) then me.
They said this might happen if I used steriods, I just didn't think it would happen to me.
Why do you think his hair is so long?
"I was in the pool!!! I was in the pool!!!"
but his hands are so big......
Look Ma, an extra bellybutton!
He might be a Buckeye, but he is sporting a acorn.
Is that a buckeye in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You know, we should have known. His feet are rather small.
He may make millions and never sit on the bench.
But in the bedroom he'll hear laughter when he sports only an inch.
obviously photoshopped. HAHA
If it is, Anon, we didn't do it. (And by "Anon," we mean Mr. Hawk).
Hey Skunk Bear fans, I kicked your ass, AGAIN.
AJ Hawk trying to show up "OSU CHICK" by showing off his camel toe.
Not only does he have a small package but he also went to Ohio State.
and the newest entrant in the M-Zone Co-ed BCS Showdown is...
Damn this rookie hazing. Which one of you motherfuckers hid my cup?
Winning a BCS bowl - $50,000(per average given by umm... a friend of the program)
Getting drafted 5th in the NFL Draft - 2-4 million a year
Having the smallest in professional sports - priceless!
4-1 or 4.1?
"I am so not looking forward to Green Bay in the winter"
Or
"I hate these Under Armor shorts, they really make my clitoris look big"
He looks like a UCLA womans softball player.
Do I have a small Penis, or jsut gigantic legs? I don't know.
He is going to be the Tony Mandarich of the 21st century....take him off the juice, and he'll be nothing. What Luckeye Fan, you don't think he is juicing? Take a lookee at his peepee! I have seen bigger heads on a zit
Oh the Irish Curse effects a man
right to his very root
It's the only thing in life
that can be samll but not be cute
few things in life can be so grim
or be considered worse
than the stem upon your apple
cast with the Irish Curse
Damn, Notre Dame!
Nole...take a look at his peepee?
No thanks I'll leave that kind
of man-gawking to you.
(Headline on National Enquirer) Doctors perform successful nipple relocation surgery
Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like laundry?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle!
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
AJ: It just does!
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.
Commenting on another man's genitals...seems a tad bit ....
Gay.
I thought this was a Michigan football site.
What about commenting on commenting on another man's genitals?
Guys, stop the presses, it's obvious we've made a huge scientific discovery here............the age old question of nature v. nurture has been answered, it's not nature that makes you gay, it's 4-1 v. the buckeyes that does it. I'll submit this blog to the scientific community as the case study. Thanks for your participation.
AJ walks dejectedly away after failing during tryouts for the Polish Cycling team.
The NFL Network reports A.J.'s signing bonus is the Stallion Deluxe Penile Implant complete with the new John Holmes upgrade.
Hey ladys my name isnt the only thing thats short.
LOL! Michigan f@gs at thier finest.
"Hey, do these shorts make my ass look big?"
That's what's left, you Wolverines couldn't get enough during his 4 years of sticking it to you!
More frightening details of the library masterbater caper were revealed this week, as photos in his possession were revealed for the first time;
OR-
Former Buckeye AJ Hawk is the latest to run afoul with the law as ICE Bordre Patrols capture him in an attempt to smuggle grapes. Authorities report that they were intially in unaware of Hawk's connection to tOSU given the fact that he did not have a mustache.
Gotta love when tOSU fan comes to rip, and can't even spell his (or should I say "thier"?) insults correctly.
Way to show that superiority...
I had a mouse once. But I never put him in my pants
3 Things:
1. scUM fans are gay for looking at another man's crotch in tight clothing.
2. AJ has 1 hot girl and a fat wallet.
3. Tressel 4 - Loser lloyd 1 lucky win
3 More Things:
1. Ohio State fans always show their class which feeds more material to this site than anything else.
2. Hot gf, eh? Uh...ok.
3. Yeah, gee, you're right. None of Tressel's 4 wins could have POSSIBLY went the other way, right?
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