Yeah, yeah, we know we just had an MZone Caption Contest yesterday but, when another pearl like this comes in, what the hell are we supposed to do?
Here's what we came up with:
Upon leaving the library, Gary tries to hide his mustache from Carl MondayLeave us your best in the comments section (and keep those Buckeye pix - and all others - coming).
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In his ongoing but historically failed efforts to get head, Gary thought maybe a target would help.
Buckeye freshman Frank Morrison, after making the dean's list, proudly shows off his lobotomy scars.
LOL! This is why I love caption contests.
"Like it? I can't take all the credit, though...I stole the idea from my mom's bush."
"It must be cold! My nuts are no longer around my neck! I hate shrinkage," said Dickhead from the Tosu
That is the most artistic haircut I have ever seen.
Faster than speeding child molster on his way to the library. More powerful looking than JT in a sweater vest. Able to wear his nuts around his neck. Look there in the shithole that is Cbus, its a cueball, its a bowling ball, its Superlosernutboy!
Keeping the dream of moving Hash Bash to Columbus alive.
"It could be worse he could have a horrible looking M shaved in his head.."
Yet another sign reminding us that Tosu kicked Michigan's ass AGAIN.
Textbook case of MULE pattern baldness.
Doug Dannon gets ready for a season of high expectations on an inexperienced Buckeye defense by figuring out a way to hang his head in shame.... and still support the team!
"Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"As a matter of fact, barbering is a major here. How could you tell?"
"If things go right, I'm gonna give her my 'O' face"
another hazing prank gone awry!
Another perp in an Ohio slammer becomes Tressel's bitch
Why did Timmy from Columbus do this? He thought it would help arouse his "partner" during oral sex.
NO NO NO, it's "do the curtains match the carpet"
Get it Right!
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