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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The Buckstache


Over the last couple weeks, we'd be lying if we said we here at the MZone weren't getting a chuckle out of all the Ohio State fans, players and players-to-be getting busted for various run-ins with the law. Even funnier to us - the love of the mustache by all these Buckeye perps and pervs. Each one of them was sporting various degrees of the facial hair.

That's why we propose changing the name of the out-of-style-except-in-Columbus mustache to its new, more appropriate name: The Buckstache (or THE Buckstache for Ohio State purists) and giving it its own logo.

Behold...


For many, many more Buckstache examples, CLICK HERE.

30 comments:

Can't spell Lloyd without 2 "L's" said...

That shirt looks like the Pringles logo. The Ohio State University Pringles. Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

You dirtballs, I can see those shirts being worn in the fall to Columbus and noone understanding what the hell it means. Although I will probably chuckle a little bit, I will then throw literal shit at you.

NDIrish36 said...

Where can I get one of those shirts.... That is hilarious. I need a gift for a guy who is graduating from OSU, that would be perfect.

t-towngradstudent said...

I am glad I am a Tide fan and not a rival of the Big Blue. You guys are too good at demeaning your rival. Hillarious stuff.

The King said...

Only two posts before a Buckeye threatened to hurl his own feces at us (hey what other species does that, I forget)...

I guess we're getting slow.

BaggyPantsDevil said...

That's just awesome. Exelent work. All they need now are helmet stickers with that design on it.

Anon.4 said...

You need to come up with shirt that shows Woody with a 'stache hitting Bauman.

Anon.4 said...

Please King do not insult primates by comparing them with a tOSU fan.

once crapped in a hormel chili can said...

"The Buckstache" is pure genius. I foresee this becoming a household word in every college football fan's vocabulary. Might I suggest that you create an article for the buckstache on Wikipedia.
I can already imagine the local newscasts:
"The suspect is wearing a red shirt and sporting a buckstache."
Would loved to chat some more but I've got to go out and spread the gospel of the "Buckstache".

Buckstache.

GoinYostal said...

Oh, gentlemen, thank you for capturing the essence of it in a simple t-shirt. Full marks lads, full marks.

Ian C. said...

Very cool! You think someone can secretly replace the Buckeye decals that the players stick on their helmets with some Buckstaches? How long before someone would notice?

JD said...

It seems more like a shirt a tOSU fan would wear in irony than a Michigan trying to bash tOSU.

Anonymous said...

King, turn on your sarcasm detector.

Anonymous said...

You gotta make those little cardboard "staches" - with the little part that hook up into the nose - it will be the next big thing in crime disguises.

Anonymous said...

The upper-left photo is a tad Uncle Ricco-like. (lmao) Keep 'em comin' guys! :-)

Jim T. said...

"You guys are too good at demeaning your rival."

If only they were better at beating them ...

Anonymous said...

About changing the stickers and seeing if anyone would notice... apparently you aren't from Central Ohio and missed the shit-storm that followed the changes to the jerseys for this upcoming season.

Anonymous said...

Does Lloyd Cooper have his own t-shirt?

Geaux Bucks said...

How can you have a conversation about Buckeye fans' favorite staches without mentioning our all-time favorite, Jim Hermann?

Yost said...

Because he doesn't meet Rule #1 of The Buckstache: Breaking the law.

Grinder said...

A quick review of the program from THE GAME last year shows about 30 Wolverine players sporting Buckstaches.

Yost said...

Grinder,

To truly be a Buckstache, the facial hair must be accompanied by some sort of crime.

M Fan Stuck in C-Bus said...

The Buckstache has struck again. Maurice was arrested in C-Bus last night with three loaded hand guns, a loaded assult rifle, a hatchet and a half a bottle of vodka. He tried to evade police . It took 5 officers to subdue him. They even tried to taser him. But it didn't work becuase he was wearing a bullet proof vest. I guess he realy is trying to fit into his new role as a Hitman!

Anonymous said...

Here's a suggestion for a Michigan shirt:

"The Lloyd Carr"

"Owned and endorsed by Ohio State Coach Jim Tressel"

Coach Tressel----"I love my Lloyd Carr's.....I own a few, and since they're a piece of shit they come cheap!!!"

TexasBuckeyre said...

Buckstache? Only Michaganders and their bandwagon would think its funny. Stupid.

Yost said...

Of course that's the expected response from a Buckeyet fan such as yourself, TB.

Anonymous said...

Is this the best Michigan can come up with to discredit Ohio State? Well, I guess it will have to do.
Once again ... OSU 42 - MICH 39

tee hee tee hee

Buck Eye said...

It is to laugh. Out-classed and out-gunned pathetic losers. Here's a shot of reality for you:
OHIO STATE 42 - MICHIGAN 39

Y'all aint got no game no way.

I AM BRUTUS said...

Such a shame all of the 'devious scheming' that went into this 'buckstache' idea produced a theme as ridiculous as Lloyd 'The Loser' Carr's efforts to beat Ohio State.
OHIO STATE 42 - MEAT CHICKEN 39

Anonymous said...

Wow, we only have about 20-50 Michigan insults that make sense, you guys hae this.

Ohio state with a mustache. Classy.