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Thursday, May 25, 2006

Buckeye Got Back


Yes, folks, time again for another MZone Caption Contest. Give us your best for the dandy above.

Here's what we came up with:

Carl and his common-law wife Eunice take in another game at the 'Shoe. And you should see where she shaved "Fuck Michigan" on her body!

UPDATE: To all our Tosu friends stopping by today and proudly pointing out that the picture is Photoshopped like they just discovered cold fusion -

Please keep in mind you're reading a Caption Contest on a Michigan blog, not an investigative story in the Washington Post.

Sincerely,

Your Pals at the MZone

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

"...And you should see where she shaved "Fuck Michigan" on her body!"

On her chest, of course. (Which, we should note, makes Carl's back look freshly waxed.) ;P


C'mon guys - admit it. You just photoshopped this lovely pair of newlyweds from a Tractor Pull into a lovely fall afternoon at the 'Shoe. (If not, *UGH*)

Yost said...

Oh, we'll never tell, Anon.

eric s said...

Good lord that's a disturbing picture. I know there have been worse on the site, I just wasn't prepared for the man's backfat to show up on my computer screen.
Thanks Yost.

Yost said...

Sorry to shock your system like that, E.

Anonymous said...

Wow, those are nice seats, RIGHT ON TOP of the field

Johnny said...

He wanted to show her his "O" face, but went with plan b instead

Anonymous said...

Them Bucks gonna kick some motherf#@*ing ass today! Hell, Women, those guys their playing today are smaller then you!

Anonymous said...

Funny but way to early for the back fat. By the way did you get that pic at Michigan's Motor Speedway???? Went to a race a couple years ago could have sworn there were more people like that.

Anonymous said...

there are no seat backs in that part of the stadium. nice try.

you should photoshop a few hot chicks and drop them in the Big House because that would be just as believable.

cottoncandy said...

God knows there's enough in Buckeye Nation to make fun of that you shouldn't have to resort to making stuff up. Ohio Stadium has bench seats everywhere except between the 30's on the home side.

Anonymous said...

"Might as well be a bullseye" - Brokebuck Mountain

Anonymous said...

Sorry kids. No common law marriage in Ohio.

Becky said...

Wow, I can't believe that for the FIRST TIME EVER, you guys might have *gasp* PHOTOSHOPPED A PICTURE?!?!? Say it isn't so.

Sigh...

abrnfanatc said...

Are you sure that guy wasn't snapped while sitting in Bryant-Denny?

Anonymous said...

why are basketball seats in a football fark?

try a lil harder next time boys.

Anonymous said...

When asked why he shaved a 0 into his back hair Geeter replied, "Shave what? Where?".

trojan mike said...

just benches in that section? that must suck.

Pants McPants said...

Sheesh, fellow Buck fans, at least have the decency to make up a fake name when insulting the Michiganderesses...

I for one will refrain from pointing out their phallic deficiencies and focus on the lame photoshopped caption picture. I believe this is a NASCAR fan and his picture on the internet predates the Coelecanth...

Let's try to find some newer material guys, maybe an Emo Phillips bit or something...

Yost said...

Yeah, Becky, them Bucks sure busted us. A Photoshopped anti-OSU post on a Michigan site. Go figure.

Yost said...

And to Capt. CSI Buck fan who asked about the basketball seats? Actually, they're seats at an auto race.

But try a little harder next time.

pants mcpants said...

Oops, just realized the first part of my post references a different thread (Tressel's contract extension) and thus makes little sense here...Carry on...

Anonymous said...

Nice try, michigidiots. One of your own at the michigan Motor Speedway.

Joshua said...

Guess you should've named this the "First Buckeye to point out the photoshopped pic" contest.

Maybe then they could go back to practicing their "O-H-I-O" chant, in hoping they'll finally impress the rest of the U.S. by being able to correctly spell the name of their own state.

Brickeye said...

Well this caption contest has been ruined by my Buckeye bretheran(sp?) No shit its photoshopped. sheesh.

Yost said...

Yeah, Brick, we weren't trying to hide it.

Oh well. Wait until you see the next one we have cooked up. Let me take the suspense out of it for some Buck fans: It's Photoshopped.

Funny, for the Tenn chick pulling beer a few weeks ago, nobody gave a rat's ass that it was Photoshopped.

cottoncandy said...

Its photoshopped? Boy, you guys sure are funny. That must really be hard to do. That's REAL humor, as opposed to having to write something funny or find some piece of reality that is funny.

Kind of like putting on a Charlie Bauman jersey on a guy and have him walk on OSU's campus. Must be hard to dream that kind of stuff up.

How about this: Find a picture of a Wolverine and have it schtupping Brutus Buckeye, or . . . Lllloyd hitting Jim Tressel with a hammer, and . . . , I know, have cartoon birds flying around Tressel's head!! That'd be a HOOT!!!

Now I see why everyone here in Ohio is so fond of the phrase "Fuck Michigan." Its simple, isn't phony and just fits.

Joshua said...

That Tenn pic was photoshopped? Looked completely believable to me.

Yost said...

Cotton,

Tried to play nice here in the sandbox for so long.

And yes, "Fuck Michigan" does just fit the class level of Tosu fans. Thanks for agreeing. We've been saying it all along.

You know what I find funny? A Buckeye fan getting pissed about anti-Ohio State stuff on a Michigan blog. So pissed in fact, that he reads it and feels the need to comment.

Maybe I should head over to the Buckeye boards to bitch and moan if I see anything that's not pro-Michigan there.

Anonymous said...

Says cottoncandy:

"find some piece of reality that is funny"

Says me:

Your wish is my command, you humorless dope. (HT to Odell 51 over at EDSBS for unearthing this one.)

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=2090

Cheers and thanks for the reminder about why I moved out of state,
DevilGrad

IC said...

Anon:

That was one of the funniest things I have seen in a loooong time. The Daily Show couldn't have done a spoof any better.

But this wasn't a spoof. It was reality. In Ohio.

Thanks for leading us to the link.

Anonymous said...

"Apparently, crop circles have become too tedious for aliens."

Anonymous said...

"Drew Carey shows that Cleveland isnt the only place in Ohio that rocks!"

cottoncandy said...

Its not because its Anti Buckeye. I absolutely love Tressel's world. That's funny (and come to think of it, they photo shop also. I picked that right up.)

Your picture isn't funny because it isn't funny and its easy. Like painting a Block M on a pig.

Here's some more brilliant ideas you can feel free to use:

Fat guy with Block O.
Criminal with Block O.
Ugly woman with Block O.
Filthy dog with Block O.
Homeless guy with Block O.
Homer Simpson with Block O.
Bride of Frankenstein with Block O.

I could go on all night.

Joshua said...

Yup, it's official.....John is now my second favorite Cooper.


"....it isn't funny and its easy."

Cotton, when'd we start discussing your girlfriend?

cottoncandy said...

Joshua, that was right after I did your mom.

Man you guys can really find new material. Next thing you know, we'll be reading about how Jim Tressel's wife wears army boots.

Phil in the Deuce said...

Cotton,

It's comedy, give it a rest. Jon Stewart has used the same material for over 6 years ripping apart the Bush administration (which is incredibly easy by the way) and people still watch that show, and still laugh pretty hard.

To reiterate: it's a Michigan blog, it's anti-OSU, Michigan fans think it's funny. Stop trying to convince yourself to get it, because it doesn't seem like you will.

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Anonymous said...

Wait - this is a MICHIGAN site?

Whoa, that's almost as shocking as discovering they manipulated images using photoshop! (Skillfully, too!)

Props to Joshua for turning the "...it isn't funny and it's easy" line. Very nicely done!

Cotton, laugh along - you've been 0wn3d, bruddah.

Brickeye said...

I'm a Buckeye fan and I find the stuff here at MZone quite comical whether it be at OSU's, Notre Dame's or at thier own expense. Point is, learn to laugh a little even at yourself because you can only laugh at Michigan's defense for so long.....lol.

Yost said...

Good point, Brick. Our D has been a joke for a couple years now.

cottoncandy said...

Can't you 'ganders take a joke? I thought the pic was a riot. Just yankin' your chain.

Yost said...

No worries, C2. Hell, so hard to tell tone on the Internet.

By all means, joke away. Hell, after 7-5 and 1-4 against the Bucks of late, we deserve it!