We usually like to space our caption contests out a bit, but when MZone reader B. again sent us another dandy, we couldn't resist. So leave us a comment with your best for the above pic (we couldn't decide on "The Beer Run" and "Tennessee 'Tail'Gate" so we used them both).
P.S. And to all our readers who just spit out their coffee when they saw this, our apologies.
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In a desperate attempt to boost the UT running game, head coach Phil Fulmer is offering offensive line tryouts to ordinary female Vol coeds, with mixed results.
LOL, Brad!
You can't spell "Big Butt" without "UT."
YAA MULE!!!
The University of Tennessee has a unique little ritual, the Homecoming Queen pulls the float.
Pictures of this year's Ms. Tennessee's winning entry in the talent competition.
Heath Shuler's staff moves in on capitol hill.
- Dawg N Suds
This year's winner in the "ass closest to the size of Fullmer's" contest.
I like seeing Fulmer in drag. There is absolutely nothing funny about someone finally having the courage to express his sexuality. You people make me sick!
I love a sexy woman in Michelob thong britches
This picture has been doctored. A real Tennessee woman drags only Pabst Blue Ribbon!
What I would do for a tasty mountain woman and and a cool PBR..
LOL! Folks, this is some funny funny shit.
Thanks for the laugh.
"Rocky Top Haulin'."
Ms. Crabtree, don't call me Albert, call me chubbsy ubbsy...
Having been told repeatedly "honey, I'd need to have at least 2 cases in me" she's decided to come prepared when trying to pick up guys.
Hauling Ass (second trip)
Due to their lack of a running game in 2005, Phil Fulmer, pulls one of the UT cheerleaders from the sidelines to demonstrate the new and improved resistance training methods during spring practice.
There seems to be a crack a mile wide in the Volunteer squad this year
Crackelen Rosie was store bought woman, but this bitch takes it to a whole new level.
Desperate times call for desperate measures, so fat Phil called Wynona Judd out of retirement.
I'm beginning to like these caption contests more and more b/c hopefully we give you all a laugh when you first see it but, damn, do we get some good chuckles out of your responses.
Great stuff, folks.
Queen's cover art for the re-release of Fat Bottomed Girls.
"Very odd ligature marks on her...Wait! Is she from Tennessee? I know what caused this! Let me find that picture!"
Rocky Bottom
The Tennessee answer to the question:
"Dad. How did you meet Mom?"
The worlds strongest idiot contest kicked off today in Knoxville with the two case camel toe pull.
After finishing first in the thong tug, Tennessee Tonya warmed up for the next event: The Clitoral Tug of War.
This is not what goes on at a real University of Tennessee tailgate. These are stupid rednecks who have no affiliation with the school. As an alumni it angers me to see this photo.
Well, it will probably anger you more to know it was photoshopped.
How dare you photoshop a picture of my wife, never mind, that's the hottest she has ever looked. Keep up the good work.
"As an alumni it angers me to see this photo."
Then keep your woman where she belongs, in the back forty plowing the fields.
Who needs the Budweiser Clydesdales when you've got the Michelob Camel Toes?
Clearly, the concept of the slingshot remains confusing to certain UT students.
Finding no interest in helping her with her problem. Tina, a former Tennessee cheerleader, demonstrates the ingenuity inate to all Vols fans and resorts to pulling her undies out of her own ass crack. Notice the upgrade in redneck bait from Pabst to Michelob. Tina is obviously hoping to attract a redneck with discriminating taste.
We'd hit it, provided she cut that ragged-out looking hair. We like 'em curvy and degenerate.
I think I just threw up in my mouth!!!
Even she outran the Michigan secondary in the Citrus Bowl.
Phil Fulmer's daughter gives up crack for beer.
Tight end Janice Witten takes off her pads after wiping Michigans ass all over the field in the Citrus Bowl.
Michigan dork photoshops ugly midwestern pasty white ass cheeked big haired droopy tit ohio state fan because his dungeon & dragon league has broken for christmas break.
Michigan nerd seeks some sort of validation for the ass kicking he recieved the ONLY time his wolves played the mighty VOLS.
Tennessee fans enjoy laughing at another yankee transplant trying to escape terrible weather, weak football, ugly scenery, and uglier women.
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