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Tuesday, May 09, 2006

The Beer Run


We usually like to space our caption contests out a bit, but when MZone reader B. again sent us another dandy, we couldn't resist. So leave us a comment with your best for the above pic (we couldn't decide on "The Beer Run" and "Tennessee 'Tail'Gate" so we used them both).

P.S. And to all our readers who just spit out their coffee when they saw this, our apologies.

43 comments:

Brad said...

In a desperate attempt to boost the UT running game, head coach Phil Fulmer is offering offensive line tryouts to ordinary female Vol coeds, with mixed results.

Yost said...

LOL, Brad!

Yost said...

You can't spell "Big Butt" without "UT."

Brickeye said...

YAA MULE!!!

slimrod said...

The University of Tennessee has a unique little ritual, the Homecoming Queen pulls the float.

TideInTx said...

Pictures of this year's Ms. Tennessee's winning entry in the talent competition.

Anonymous said...

Heath Shuler's staff moves in on capitol hill.

- Dawg N Suds

J. Lichty said...

This year's winner in the "ass closest to the size of Fullmer's" contest.

Markus Nikolaize said...

I like seeing Fulmer in drag. There is absolutely nothing funny about someone finally having the courage to express his sexuality. You people make me sick!

jim mandich said...

I love a sexy woman in Michelob thong britches

once crapped in a hormael chili can said...

This picture has been doctored. A real Tennessee woman drags only Pabst Blue Ribbon!

Payton said...

What I would do for a tasty mountain woman and and a cool PBR..

Yost said...

LOL! Folks, this is some funny funny shit.

Thanks for the laugh.

swindlerjackson said...

"Rocky Top Haulin'."

barnyard said...

Ms. Crabtree, don't call me Albert, call me chubbsy ubbsy...

COWolverine said...

Having been told repeatedly "honey, I'd need to have at least 2 cases in me" she's decided to come prepared when trying to pick up guys.

cottoncandy said...

Hauling Ass (second trip)

Granny's 30 said...

Due to their lack of a running game in 2005, Phil Fulmer, pulls one of the UT cheerleaders from the sidelines to demonstrate the new and improved resistance training methods during spring practice.

Anonymous said...

There seems to be a crack a mile wide in the Volunteer squad this year

Mr Diamond said...

Crackelen Rosie was store bought woman, but this bitch takes it to a whole new level.

Anonymous said...

Desperate times call for desperate measures, so fat Phil called Wynona Judd out of retirement.

Yost said...

I'm beginning to like these caption contests more and more b/c hopefully we give you all a laugh when you first see it but, damn, do we get some good chuckles out of your responses.

Great stuff, folks.

Brickeye said...

Queen's cover art for the re-release of Fat Bottomed Girls.

Anonymous said...

"Very odd ligature marks on her...Wait! Is she from Tennessee? I know what caused this! Let me find that picture!"

Anonymous said...

Rocky Bottom

Maize n Brew Dave said...

The Tennessee answer to the question:

"Dad. How did you meet Mom?"

Johnny said...

The worlds strongest idiot contest kicked off today in Knoxville with the two case camel toe pull.

Anonymous said...

After finishing first in the thong tug, Tennessee Tonya warmed up for the next event: The Clitoral Tug of War.

Anonymous said...

This is not what goes on at a real University of Tennessee tailgate. These are stupid rednecks who have no affiliation with the school. As an alumni it angers me to see this photo.

Yost said...

Well, it will probably anger you more to know it was photoshopped.

Anonymous said...

How dare you photoshop a picture of my wife, never mind, that's the hottest she has ever looked. Keep up the good work.

DC DAWG said...

"As an alumni it angers me to see this photo."

Then keep your woman where she belongs, in the back forty plowing the fields.

Will said...

Who needs the Budweiser Clydesdales when you've got the Michelob Camel Toes?

allaha said...

Clearly, the concept of the slingshot remains confusing to certain UT students.

huskerosta said...

Finding no interest in helping her with her problem. Tina, a former Tennessee cheerleader, demonstrates the ingenuity inate to all Vols fans and resorts to pulling her undies out of her own ass crack. Notice the upgrade in redneck bait from Pabst to Michelob. Tina is obviously hoping to attract a redneck with discriminating taste.

Orson Swindle said...

We'd hit it, provided she cut that ragged-out looking hair. We like 'em curvy and degenerate.

Kirbdaddy said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth!!!

Tennvolchamp said...

Even she outran the Michigan secondary in the Citrus Bowl.

Anonymous said...

Phil Fulmer's daughter gives up crack for beer.

Anonymous said...

Tight end Janice Witten takes off her pads after wiping Michigans ass all over the field in the Citrus Bowl.

Anonymous said...

Michigan dork photoshops ugly midwestern pasty white ass cheeked big haired droopy tit ohio state fan because his dungeon & dragon league has broken for christmas break.

Anonymous said...

Michigan nerd seeks some sort of validation for the ass kicking he recieved the ONLY time his wolves played the mighty VOLS.

Anonymous said...

Tennessee fans enjoy laughing at another yankee transplant trying to escape terrible weather, weak football, ugly scenery, and uglier women.