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Friday, April 21, 2006

Lloyd for President?

ED. NOTE: Ok, have to admit, I'm still scratching my head a bit over this one. But IC wanted to try out his Daily Show hat.

The title for this post may seem out-there, but after reading the following breakdown of embattled U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfled and former Michigan Defensive Coordinator Jim Herrmann, perhaps you'll think maybe President Carr wouldn't be so bad.

POORLY-EXECUTED HAIR CHOICE
Rumsfeld: Pursuing Rigid Brylcreem Comb-back
Herrmann:Rejecting Rogaine 5% Minoxidil Formula




IRRITATING PHYSICAL GESTRUE
Rumsfeld:Condescending Eye Squinting








Herrmann:Frantic Hand Signaling












HATED BY RETIRED
Rumsfeld: Generals
Herrmann: Alums

NEMESIS
Rumsfeld:Insurgen-C
Herrmann: Prevent-D

PERFORMANCE LED TO RESPONSE FROM BOSS
Rumsfeld:
"I hear the voices and I read the front page, and I know the speculation, but I'm the decider and I decided what is best and what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the Secretary of Defense." President George W. Bush, April 18, 2006
Herrmann:
"Ron [English] is well prepared to be a coordinator. He's got a real passion for the game, I think the players really respond to him." Coach Lloyd Carr, March 16, 2006

3 comments:

Benny Friedman said...

What would be the Rumsfeld equivalent of Herrman going to the Jets to coach linebackers, becoming chief of security at a Kalamazoo Wal Mart?

BaggyPantsDevil said...

Maybe becoming the CEO of Haliburton?

Wangs said...

Hey, Kalamazoo doesn't have any Walmarts. At least not when I lived there. I think you're thinking to the Kmarts on Westnedge Street.

Just one question - if Lloyd becomes president, do we get a new coach?