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Saturday, April 22, 2006

How Dumb Do You Have to Be?

Not football related in any way, shape or form, but we had to put something up about the following:

A 76 year old man was arrested after he went door-to-door in a Florida neighborhood offering, we're not making this up, free breast exams. He was charged with sexually assaulting two women in their 30s who accepted the offer.

According to investigators, one woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a genital exam without using rubber gloves.

THAT is when she became suspicious?! Really?! The free door-to-door breast exam didn't raise any alarms? Are you serious?! I get suspicious when people show up at my door selling magazine subscriptions. So I'd think I might be more than a tad wary if somebody suddenly showed up on my porch offering free prostate screenings.

This is so sad on so many levels.

6 comments:

nico said...

Florida is home to so many sexual deviants it isn't even funny. I think the transient nature of the population attracts them.

When I was living there, it seemed like there was a story in the papers every day of some teacher molesting a student or something else that is at least rarer in other parts of the country.

I worked at an apartment complex for a while and there must've been two dozen sex offenders living in the place.

Dezzi13 said...

It's only sad because it seems that he would've gotten away with it if he only stayed with examining the breasts....

Anonymous said...

C'mon lady...he was 76!!!!!!!!

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. urp

huskerosta said...

Another idea poached, rat bastard, I guess I'll return the speculum when it comes in the mail next week.

drj said...

I wonder why this is assualt, fraud yes, but assault?

They agreed to let him in their homes and do the examination.

Anonymous said...

You better have some good Reggie Bush and his house content.

This is going to be worse than Michigan's Fab Five hundreds of thousands of $$ scandal.

Last news reported is that Reggie's mom was seen packing up and leaving in a white Bronco with an unidentified man wearing USC paraphanalia.