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Friday, March 03, 2006

The Ultimate Wife

According to an interview in ESPN Magazine which we first saw on Deadspin, Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko's wife allows him to have one hook up a year with another woman. His wife, a former Russian pop star, said "If I know about it, it's not cheating."

In an attempt to initiate some conversation about such open minded thinking, Wangs, Benny and I all forwarded this story to our significant others. Unfortunately, Wangs's woman hung up on him and Benny's girl flew into a rage.

I am currently writing today's posts from a Holiday Inn not far from where I (potentially used to) live.


BaggyPantsDevil said...

There's two words that are critical to any relationship when a man wants to mention things like a threesome with his wife's super-hot best friend, bondage, anything involving the butt, or that black, thigh high PVC boots are hot. They are:

"Just kidding."

I'm sure Andrei had those words at the ready during the entire conversation about his annual allowance and was prepared to whip them out at the first sign of trouble.

The King said...

BPD forgot to mention that after saying "Just Kidding," there's another phrase that's equally important:

"Unless you're not kidding."

This is usually then completed with,

"No, of course I was kidding."

BaggyPantsDevil said...


Exactly! It should go something like this:

"It would be so hot having a threesome with her."

"Just kidding."

"Unless you'd do it."

"In which case, can we videotape it?"

Being a guy is like walking a tightrope.

Yost said...

LOL! You guys need to team up on a post: The M Zone's Guide to Threeways (or at Least How Not to Break Up When Raising the Subject)

BaggyPantsDevil said...

The King and I "teaming up" would kind of be a threeway all by itself. Just not the kind we guys generally want.