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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

M Zone Caption Contest

Ok, folks, it's time once again when you, the loyal M Zone reader, get to show off your rapier wit. Leave a comment with your best caption for this SEC dandy...


Here's what we came up with to start things off:

The danger of having one cocktail too many at the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party

38 comments:

IC said...

"Amber was intrigued by Todd's idea to go 'between the hedges'."

Yost said...

Heather and Steve try to remember where they parked the car after the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail party.

Sure, it's a variation on the original, but I tried to give it a new twist.

Anonymous said...

# of naked people in picture: 2
# of people with penises: 0

Wouldn't matter, he'd just hump her leg anyway.

Anonymous said...

Without sports, this wouldn't be sick.

BaggyPantsDevil said...

"Keep off the moors. Stay on the road."

Anonymous said...

Michigan Has the Naked Mile - The SEC has the Naked Country Mile

Anonymous said...

"You're right, honey... this is a lot better than wearing a Larry Harrison jersey."

-biak

SlimRod said...

If they run out of food they can resort to the cottage cheese on that fat Gaytor ass.

Yost said...

LOL! Great stuff, folks.

Kirbdaddy said...

wow, you can actually see the chick's nipple....looks like it's hanging to her belly button, though.

Yost said...

lol, Kirb. But is that your caption or just a very astute observation?

Kirbdaddy said...

just an observation. I'll have to come up with a caption.

Kirbdaddy said...
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Kirbdaddy said...

Here's my revision...

"It's pretty cool that your tits cover you gut! Very slimming!"

Yost said...

Don't know if that's a winner, but it made me laugh.

Yost said...

PS...

And props to BPD. Love the AWIL quote.

Kirbdaddy said...

yost, I personally think that ic's post should be the winner, even thought that game is technically never played "between the hedges"

Yost said...

Yeah, KD, that was same damn good stuff on IC's part, even with the technical glitch.

Anonymous said...

better get a sweater on before you put an eye out with those things

Anonymous said...

It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye, by a nipple hanging below a gut filled with rot gut booze and pork rinds...

Kirbdaddy said...

put out a midget's eye, maybe...

Anonymous said...

Way to go KD, you have the midgets back

Kirbdaddy said...

Here's another...

"You can LITERALLY see the pounds melting away!"

Kirbdaddy said...

"Say, nice beaver!"

"Thanks, I just had it stuffed!"

Jeremie said...

BPD will scold me for stealing an obvious Army line, but whatev's...

"Nice boots, wanna ruck?"

Yost said...

"Where the hell did we park again?"

Orson Swindle said...

A UGA/UF couple? She ends up on top, then, right?

Yost said...

Yeah, I'm sure to Gator and UGA fans, this picture is about as vile as that M/OSU commercial on ESPN a few years back.

Ryno said...

This event marks the one and only instance when the female heard the phrase "Damnit, lets go find your Jean Shorts"

Becky said...
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Becky said...

Edited for typo...

My nipples act as a compass - we're obviously heading south.

Anonymous said...

"Honey, hand me the toilet paper. I have to take an Auburn."

Che Guevara said...

Is that Michigan's Homecoming Queen 2004?

Anonymous said...

Some of you damn yankees should get down to the cocktail party. First you would see just how close this picture is to reality,and then you could see what real college football looks like.

Anonymous said...

As punishment for their “inter-collegiate” marriage, University officials from Georgia and Florida (after a quick deliberation on which they agreed for the first time in history) banished the newlyweds to Tennessee forever allowing them only the necessities they could carry…on foot…naked.

Anonymous said...

Levels of Ugly:

Ugly - Look like the GT Cheer Squad

Fugly - Just really disgustingly ugly - like the Auburn Cheer Squad

MoPed - Ride it, but don't let your friends see you on it - like the UTenn Cheer Squad

Banished from Society - What you see above: Poor bastard lost a bet and got banished to the hills with the world's most rancid, foul smelling creature ever created - a UF cheerleader.

Anonymous said...

True fans start at the crack of dawn.

Yost said...

LOL! Great stuff, everyone.