Here's what we came up with to start things off:
The danger of having one cocktail too many at the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
M Zone Caption Contest
Ok, folks, it's time once again when you, the loyal M Zone reader, get to show off your rapier wit. Leave a comment with your best caption for this SEC dandy...
Here's what we came up with to start things off:
Here's what we came up with to start things off:
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"Amber was intrigued by Todd's idea to go 'between the hedges'."
Heather and Steve try to remember where they parked the car after the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail party.
Sure, it's a variation on the original, but I tried to give it a new twist.
# of naked people in picture: 2
# of people with penises: 0
Wouldn't matter, he'd just hump her leg anyway.
Without sports, this wouldn't be sick.
"Keep off the moors. Stay on the road."
Michigan Has the Naked Mile - The SEC has the Naked Country Mile
"You're right, honey... this is a lot better than wearing a Larry Harrison jersey."
-biak
If they run out of food they can resort to the cottage cheese on that fat Gaytor ass.
LOL! Great stuff, folks.
wow, you can actually see the chick's nipple....looks like it's hanging to her belly button, though.
lol, Kirb. But is that your caption or just a very astute observation?
just an observation. I'll have to come up with a caption.
Here's my revision...
"It's pretty cool that your tits cover you gut! Very slimming!"
Don't know if that's a winner, but it made me laugh.
PS...
And props to BPD. Love the AWIL quote.
yost, I personally think that ic's post should be the winner, even thought that game is technically never played "between the hedges"
Yeah, KD, that was same damn good stuff on IC's part, even with the technical glitch.
better get a sweater on before you put an eye out with those things
It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye, by a nipple hanging below a gut filled with rot gut booze and pork rinds...
put out a midget's eye, maybe...
Way to go KD, you have the midgets back
Here's another...
"You can LITERALLY see the pounds melting away!"
"Say, nice beaver!"
"Thanks, I just had it stuffed!"
BPD will scold me for stealing an obvious Army line, but whatev's...
"Nice boots, wanna ruck?"
"Where the hell did we park again?"
A UGA/UF couple? She ends up on top, then, right?
Yeah, I'm sure to Gator and UGA fans, this picture is about as vile as that M/OSU commercial on ESPN a few years back.
This event marks the one and only instance when the female heard the phrase "Damnit, lets go find your Jean Shorts"
Edited for typo...
My nipples act as a compass - we're obviously heading south.
"Honey, hand me the toilet paper. I have to take an Auburn."
Is that Michigan's Homecoming Queen 2004?
Some of you damn yankees should get down to the cocktail party. First you would see just how close this picture is to reality,and then you could see what real college football looks like.
As punishment for their “inter-collegiate” marriage, University officials from Georgia and Florida (after a quick deliberation on which they agreed for the first time in history) banished the newlyweds to Tennessee forever allowing them only the necessities they could carry…on foot…naked.
Levels of Ugly:
Ugly - Look like the GT Cheer Squad
Fugly - Just really disgustingly ugly - like the Auburn Cheer Squad
MoPed - Ride it, but don't let your friends see you on it - like the UTenn Cheer Squad
Banished from Society - What you see above: Poor bastard lost a bet and got banished to the hills with the world's most rancid, foul smelling creature ever created - a UF cheerleader.
True fans start at the crack of dawn.
LOL! Great stuff, everyone.
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