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Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Valentine's Day in Columbus

You're an Ohio State student. You met a girl you just knew was "The One": On your first date at a Tosu football game, she wore her "Fuck Michigan" shirt (even though they were playing somebody else) and spit at the opposing band. Classy chick, just like mom.

On your second date, you stepped up big, used your coupons and took her to the Sizzler. Naturally, she was impressed.

As such, you just knew the third date would be the time you would... consummate your beautiful love with this incredible woman. But you wanted it to be romantic for her. Not someplace sleazy like the back of your car. Hell no. Not with this girl.

No, this was going to be special.

God, we love security cameras.


BaggyPantsDevil said...

You know, there is always a chance that’s NOT a girl there, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Perhaps that’s the downside for Buckeye fans of Jim Tressell’s recent dominance over Lloyd Carr. Buckeye fans attend the game, get so revved up by the win that they just can’t quite make it home to their wives and girlfriends before satisfying their natural urges. Let's face it, you've got two young, virile guys in car sporting their scarlet jerseys, hearts pounding, awash with hormones and Bud Light, flush with victory, something's got to give.

See folks, Jim Tressell + rabid Buckeye fanbase = the love that dare not speak its name.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Ken VP said...

I saw this picture before, and I was under the impression that this was just another booster "favor" to the football team (you know, it comes along with the car...)

Yost said...


Hmmm, interesting theory. So you're saying what we might actually be seeing here is "Buckback Mountain" right there in Ohio?


Also a valid theory.

Yost said...

LOL, IC! You got actual sound on that one.

IC said...

Good point, Baggy and Yost.

Actually, I'm one of the few people who has listened to the audio portion of this clip. I could clearly hear the standing Buckeye fan exclaim with a mix of pleasure and shame, "I wish I knew how to quit you, A.J. Hawk!"

Anonymous said...

strange how this 'little situation' is getting a negative spin. this guy is a hero in my book, and truth be told, any normal, hot-blooded american male.

trust me, if that jersey had maze & blue on it everyone here would be singing his praise.

think about it!

Yost said...


Agree 100%. But, that's what a 7-5 record and 1-4 against the Bucks will do to one's pov on such an obvious "positive."

Hey, not only are they beating us on the field, but it looks like they're getting laid more, too.

BaggyPantsDevil said...

If they can make a trailer for "Brokeback to the Future"--if you haven't seen it, Google it--someone with some video editing skills could do one for "Buckback Mountain."

CapBuck said...


I clicked on that damn pic like 12 times thinking it was a link to a video (like the dancing ohio state chick was).

It took a bit to realize that it was just a pic, not even a link.

Anonymous said...

Who's your buckeye, who's your buckeye...

john said...

USC fan here, I have to tell you, every time I read from this site, I laugh my ass off. Great job!

foc said...

she looks familure