Today's topic: College Football and Politics
Mid-term question: What is the difference between Woody Hayes and Richard Nixon?
Answer: One was an ill-tempered raving lunatic who was forced from his job in disgrace. The other was the President of the United States.
Thank you for your time, class. This has been an M Zone History Lesson.
EXTRA CREDIT: To the Buckeyes in the back of the class saying, "You're only ripping on Woody because he ripped Michigan on the field!" while reading the latest issue of their MODERN TATTOO subscription -- Remember, while overall that may be true since Woody started coaching during the Ulysses S. Grant administration, against Bo, he had a losing record: 4-5-1.