After a couple of you listed them as comments to our post of this picture below, we decided to hold the first ever M Zone Caption Contest for this picture of the Buckeye fan "romancing" his girl:
Here are a few we've come up with so far...
"Honey, where'd you say you dropped your-- HEY!"
"See, the QB slides up under center like this..."
"I wish I knew how to quit you, A.J. Hawk."
Have anything better? Let's hear 'em!