Of course we're talking about our Battle of the Drunk QBs from the other day. In it, Matt Leinart squared off against Ben Roethlisberger. But as readers pointed out, voting on the biggest lush QB without including Kyle Orton and Eli Manning was about as valid as results from a Florida presidential election.
And unlike unimportant shit like choosing the President of the United States, we here at the M Zone actually want to make sure we get the vote results right. So that you, the people (aka procrastinators sucking up airspace on company time while you rot away the day on the Internet), have your voices heard.
Thus, we proudly present the new, improved...
M Zone Battle of the Drunk QBs!
Your first candidate, courtesy of Deadspin.com is Ben "Yo' Adrienne!" Roethlisberger.
Next, say hello to Matt "Ballroom Dancer" Leinart.
Our third entrant is Eli "Check this out, bro!" Manning (along with the chick from Blue Crush and Win a Date with Tad Hamilton)
Last but not least (ok, least), here's Kyle "You get to score chicks when you're drunk?" Orton.
So, who's it going to be? As before, the categories are the same:
1) Who's the most wasted?
Vote via the comment section or VOTE HERE. And remember, at the M Zone, every vote counts.
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4 comments:
Ben is obviously the most wasted. Look at that horse he is with. It just goes to prove that Willie Nelson was right, "All the girls get prettier at closing time."
Although, Eli’s girl is definitely hot, I’m kind of partial to brunettes with brown eyes so I think Matt still comes out on top for the single hottest girl. Kyle’s just out of it in the hot chick department—apparently, he’s trying to conserve his precious bodily fluids and deny women his essence in the hopes that it will elevate his quarterbacking or at least keep from blowing a sure win by fumbling in the final minutes of a game—but he does deserve some respect for being in possession of an entire bottle of Jack Daniels.
Still, the only quarterback here who seems able to multi-task, is Ben. Ben, although still only 23 years old, has already climbed up to what the guys over at EDSBS call the “alpha male.” He’s big and hairy, with huge appetites for food, liquor, and women and apparently possessing an animal like charisma, a “kavorka” if you will.
Hey! How about adding a category for us girls: Which one of the 4 quarterbacks is the hottest?
Good point, Anon. We sometimes wrongfully assume it's simply all guys reading our little rantings and ravings here at the M Zone.
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