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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Bald Buckeye Caption Contest

As promised, welcome to another edition of the M Zone Caption Contest. Let's hear what you can come up with for this dandy...


Send us your best. We'll put up our favorites later.

19 comments:

smonahan said...

are you sure about this mr. cheney?

IC said...

"The Upjohn Corporation reported record earnings earlier today following the surge in sales throughout Ohio of the new Rogaine 'Scarlet and Gray' Formula."

Benny Friedman said...

"No, it's a simple procedure. They cut along the red line and insert a brain."

Anonymous said...

Buckeye fan demonstrates age old Ohio State blow job ritual.

HomeFries94 said...

And if I nod my head really quickly, I look like that dude from "Scream"!

Anonymous said...

hey, could you give me a hand and help me pop this whitehead?

Yost said...

Gary Pinkston of Columbus, Ohio shows off after training his pigeon, Woody, to only shit inside the scarlet "O" on his head.

Yost said...

You know...

I just noticed the guy in this caption contest is wearing an OSU #45 jersey. Just like the guy in the first "Buckeye Love" caption contest. You don't think...?

IC said...

Interesting observation, Yost. If accurate, how about:

"Take notes, boys--a little bit of paint on your bald head and you too can be the Don Juan of the Horseshoe parking lot."

Sean said...

"This isn't the only scarlet "O" painted on my body if you know what I'm saying."

Yost said...

"My boss said it wasn't appropriate for work so I got this to cover up the 'Fuck Michigan!' tattoo."

GoBucks:) said...

I had ten block M's on my head, but Lllloyd looked at me upside down and said that he never gets that many wins.

Anonymous said...

"Boy do I miss the days when I used to bend chicks over in the passenger seat of my car on Saturday Mornings outside the Varsity Club,and Fuck them like they were Michigan."

BamaGrad1985 said...

After giving it much thought, Vernon finally conjured a way to show his love and appreciation for his favorite store: Target.

Anonymous said...

notice how buckeye fans have never anything good to say

Wholesome Goodness said...

The only thing I could think of was making some sort of joke out of "Dreidel dreidel dreidel", but the lingering effects of Dr. Bud have limited creativity.
Maybe someone else can take that and run.

Yost said...

WG,

Ohhhh. I think I know where you're going. Let me try...

"Tom shows off his new Ohio State yarmulke tattoo."

Wholesome Goodness said...

That's where I was heading, but being a little less PC, i.e.:

Shalom, my Hebroes. Looks like I found those extra denarii to keep the Ted Ginn Sr. talent pool pouring into the Promised land.

Jeremie said...

Sorry Yost, but I think my boy WG schooled you there...

*smirking look from looser who couldn't even come up with his own creative caption and thus gets his kicks by kicking others...*