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Friday, January 13, 2006

"Uh, Stacy..."


This was sent to us and, while it might be Photoshopped, we laughed our asses off.

I mean, we hope it's Photoshopped. She couldn't be that stupid...could she?

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

She's hot and not affiliated with Michigan. She can be as dumb as she wants.

In fact, if they were all that dumb I'd do a lot better with tha ladies.

Yost said...

LOL, Anon. You know, on second thought, maybe we consider her for the All-Hotness Team. Remember, we're not looking for the All-Brains Team.

Anonymous said...

its gotta be a photoshop, look at how tall the cheerleader is compared to the other ones, shes even taller than the ref who is 12 yards in the foreground

The King said...

Yeah that's my issue too. She can't be that tall, can she?

But then I think, otherwise that's a good photoshop. It looks good outside of her height. And since her height is probably the easiest thing in the world for a photoshopper to fix, I don't think someone that talented would have let that go.

So I back into thinking it's real.

Anonymous said...

By the way, when are you publishing this goddamn all-hotness team.

Enough with the suspense already!

skeetskeet said...

I don't know, she's pretty skinny. If you shrunk her height down to equal the other girls, she'd look like Ally McBeal after a mine rescue. Maybe once he interpolated the girl he figured the height was less jarring-looking.

The King said...

Why can I see her shoes and no one else's?

Yost said...

Big ankles?

Yeah, the shoes were what made me question it.

BaggyPantsDevil said...

If it’s PhotoShopped, it’s one of the best I’ve ever seen. I’ve done a little bit analysis—I used Microsoft Paint to zoom in on the image, look out CSI crew!—and didn’t see anything that indicated any cutting and pasting. I think pasting the pom-poms would have created some sort of sharp line that would look off. It looks to me like the pom-poms blend in pretty well with the spectators in the background.

The other indicator to me that it’s real are the two Song Girls on the left looking at her. That tells me that something was happening in that spot at that time. I’m guessing that the girl immediately to her left actually understands football and realizes that Texas just scored some points.

Also, there’s a part of another Song Girl to the right of her which would mean a girl would have had to have been PhotoShopped out in order for the cheering girl to get PhotoShopped in. All of that is way beyond my abilities so I’m thinking it would take George Lucas to do it and he went to USC so I don’t see that happening.

I even went so far as to compare the size of her head with the sad girl next to her and they are the same so she is not out of proportion to that girl. I think her height and her shoes being visible are because she’s on her toes and stretching—note the exposed tummy—so I don’t think she is freakishly out of proportion to those around her.

Anyway, that’s my analysis based on years of government training. Just keep in mind that I work for the government that once thought the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade was the Yugoslavian Federal Directorate for Supply and Procurement.

Yost said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good investigative work, BPD!

Wangs said...

BaggyPantsDevil - YOU ARE AMAZING! That may be the most thoughtful, indepth, detailed, reasoned, supported, accurate, analysis ever posted on this blog.

Thankfully, it was for something really important, that we care about.

Seriously, did anyone lose sleep in America when we bombed the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade instead of some munitions factory?

But you better believe there would be hell to pay if my cheerleader cheers for their team. Unforgiveable!!!

BaggyPantsDevil said...

Don't think we government folks didn't learn a thing or two from the poor job done on the doctored up photo of Lee Harvey Oswald holding his rifle.

There really isn't anything in this world more important than cheerleaders. Besides, my All Hotness Team search has given me a total cheerleader fetish. I'm going to need some counseling.

Wangs said...

re: Oswald. I knew it!!!!!

Not to take this in a crazy direction (we need to stay on the cheerleader track) but can anyone take Sen. Specter seriously during these nomination hearings? I'd say, ya Arlene, whatever, what I want to know is: do you still believe in the single bullet theory that you sold to the Warren Commission? Tell America that answer, big shot.

But I digress.

Cheerleaders, cheerleaders, cheerleaders. Stay focused.

IC said...

Wangs, your mentioning cheerleaders and an U.S. senator in the same comment unfortunately brought the image of Joe Biden wearing a Princeton hat at the Alito hearings back into my mind. I need to go back to the "Uh, Stacy" picture to clear it out of there....

...Much better.

Wangs said...

Ian -

And one more troubling thought ... President Bush was a cheerleader, too.

Perhaps we need to add a new rule - NO GUY OR POLITICIAN CHEARLEADER PHOTOS. Although, if there's a photo of Mary Landrieu ...

IC said...

I'll agree to that, though I think a special exception should be made for the man who put the RAH in hah-RAH-ble.

http://www.eastcoastbob.com/bushCheerleader.jpg

Wangs said...

Very interesting.

Why does that photo make me think of Monica Lewinsky?

BaggyPants, send me the name of your therapist.

Anonymous said...

I know one thing...I wish someone would give me her phone number....hottest chick I've seen in a long time....she's a shoe-in for a Golden Girl at LSU ...

Beaker said...

she's not out of proportion really... the ref that she looks taller than is crouched some, she looks right in reference to her position to the crowd and all...

proportion is a relative thing i guess huh? we need a profile for further review

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Anonymous said...

You guys don't get it. By this point of the game she's become mesmerized by VY and the Horns and has jumped ship. She's become a Longhorn fan and she's cheering her heroes' conquest of Troy. Hook 'Em. Ghostrider

Yost said...

LOL, Anon.