The Devil Speaks: Texas Pom Squad

My one complaint with the Rose Bowl - other than Michigan not being good enough to play in it - was not enough shots of the University of Texas Pom Squad down by the endzone. Maybe that’s why Vince Young has such a knack scoring touchdowns? Hell, if they were in the endzone, I'd be in a hurry to get there as many times as possible, too.

However, it is ironic that the University of Texas has cheerleaders in fetish-wear when last year the Texas House of Representatives passed the Texas Cheerleader Restraint Act that authorized punishing schools that allow “overtly sexually suggestive” routines. I mean, c'mon. The Texas Pom Squad could stand still, but any way you look at it Orange Hot Pants + Chaps = Suggestive! (Or as they call it in San Francisco, "Casual Fridays")

P.S. Maybe Michigan simply needs to hire some strippers to gyrate behind the endzone (or at least the FSU Cowgirls below).

Editor's Note: We are not implying in any way, shape or form that the Texas Pom Squad are strippers (although, not that we would hold that against them if they were). Instead, we're simply suggesting, after a 7-5 season, that's what it might take to inspire the Wolverines to find the endzone more often next fall.

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