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Saturday, January 03, 2015

Alabama's Sugar Bowl Summed Up in One Picture

Our old MZone blogging pal, @AWoolley42, sent us this pic he saw on UniWatch of a 'Bama fan at the Sugar Bowl. I think it pretty much perfectly sums up the night for the Fighting Sabans. And I can't resist the perfect caption: ROLL...Turd?

I think this was the longest run by 'Bama all night.

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

What Jim Harbaugh Said vs What Michigan Fans Heard

Yeah, we admit it -- we Michigan fans are a tad excited about Harbaugh's arrival back in A2. Maybe a tad too excited as evidenced by the video below showing the difference between what Jim Harbaugh said vs what Michigan fans heard when he was introduced as the new coach and spoke at halftime of the U-M basketball game yesterday:

Unofficial Official Jim "Swim Lanes" Hacket Shirt

Like everybody else, I've been very impressed with "interim" AD Jim Hackett during the entire search process.  He not only landed the biggest fish in the coaching pond ocean, but he conducted the search in a way that did Michigan proud, both in the result and how it was handled.

Bravo, Mr. Hackett.

And so, while everyone has (rightfully) been focusing on shirts centered around our new coach, we came up with an idea in Hackett's honor using one of our favorite terms he used at his introductory press conference.  Unfortunately, the MZone Store long ago closed down, but maybe the M-Den or Moe's can run with it.

Go Blue!

Sunday, December 28, 2014

Home Sweet Harbaugh

With sources - including Harbaugh's good high school friend and Bay-area sports reporter - confirming he's coming back to A2 to lead the Wolverines, I couldn't help myself with the video below.

And since his U-M playing days were in the 80s, his welcome back video could only be done with one song from that era.

Go Blue!

H/T to WolverineHistorian and Dr Sap on YouTube for some of the clips and to Seth (@misopogon) for THE 'pic at the end

Wednesday, December 03, 2014

BREAKING: Video of Michigan Plane on its First Stop in Latest Coaching Search

In a stunning exclusive, the MZone has obtained footage of the so-called "Michigan plane" on its secret first stop in U-M's search for its next football coach.  I think this video indicates what a longshot their top choice is.

Monday, November 03, 2014

Michigan Talifans Blow Up Speakers in Big House

(from MZone wire reporters) ANN ARBOR, MI - The Talifan - a radical group of University of Michigan supporters who adhere to a strict interpretation of what constitutes Michigan tradition - have blown up the speakers inside the Big House in order to prevent any further piped in music to be played inside the stadium.  A video of the destruction was posted today on their website OnlyWeKnowWhatTrueFandomIs.net (SEE BELOW).

"Only the one true marching band should be heard inside the stadium," said the group's leader, Tim Gundersack (BA, '97) from a secret location where he mooches off the wi-fi signal of a nearby coffee shop in order to write his blog.  "The Michigan gameday experience is sacred and should be exactly as it was in 1926, Field H. Yost's last year as head coach.  How can it be tradition if it's not traditional?"

According to Gundersack, the present day experience at Michigan Stadium has "changed" too much and "isn't the same as when (he) was there."  "Back then," said Gundersack, "everything cost a nickel and Michigan won every game.  Peace be with Bo."

Gundersack went on to explain the Talifan's rationale for blowing up the speakers.  "True Michigan fans didn't want the rawk crap they'd been playing over the speakers," he said.  "What does Seven Nation Army have to do with Michigan?  Nothing.  True Blue fans only want quality stuff that's played live by the Michigan Marching Band and is specific to our university.  Classic music like the Rocky and Bullwinkle theme."

The group has threatened to flame anybody who disagrees with them on their website, or block them on Twitter, or both if they try to leave a comment then tweet about it.  "Those who do not follow the way are nothing but Drew Sharps to me," said Gundersack before bitching about Michigan's refusal to switch to a modern spread offense.

Previously, the Talifan has opposed the renovation of the Big House, night games, and the use of non-leather helmets.

Wednesday, October 08, 2014

New Michigan Logo for Dave Brandon Regime

In the honor of the Shane Morris incident, and the Coke ticket clusterf**k, and the skywriting over Spartan Stadium, and the fireworks, and the student section fiasco, and on and on and on, we think Michigan may need a new logo as long as Dave Brandon remains the AD.


ED. NOTE: Yes, during the days of the Original Mzone (respect) and even MZone 2.0, this post would have gone up the very day of Dave's latest "miscommunication." But, well, real life now.

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

SE7EN starring Brian "Mills" Cook, Ace "Somerset" Anbender & "John Doe" Brandon

ACE: Give me the blog.
BRIAN: What's going on over there?
ACE: Walk away from the computer, Brian.
BRIAN: He showed you the box, what was in the box?
BRANDON: Because I'm a corporate hack, it seems being a corporate hack is my sin.
COOK:Oh, what's in the box?
ACE: Not until you give me-
ACE: Give me the blog.
BRANDON: He just told you - it's Michigan's football dignity.
COOK: You lie! You're a fucking liar!
ACE: That's what he wants, he wants you to lose your cool on MGo.
COOK: No! Noooo! You tell me, you tell me it's not true. That's not true.
BRANDON: Become a Domer, Brian.
COOK: Michigan football's alright. You tell me.
BRANDON: Become NDNation.com
COOK: Tell me Michigan's alright!
ACE: He sold tickets for $3 worth of Coke, Brian.
COOK: Nooooo!
BRANDON: I allowed rawk music in the Big House.
ACE: Shut up.
BRANDON: I allowed rawk music in the Big House and I'm going to hire Cam Cameron to replace Hoke.


BRANDON: He didn't know.
ACE: Give me the blog, Brian. Brian, if you boycott Maryland, he will win.



NOTE: Start at the 2 minute mark below...

Ode to Dave Brandon

In the wake of the dumpster fire currently raging in A2, I give you Ode to Dave Brandon (to be sung to The Victors.  Eat your heart out, Louis Elbel).

Fail! for the PR crisis
Fail! for being news with ISIS
Fail! Fail! to Dave Brandon
The source of fan unrest!
Fail! for the Hoke debacle
Fail! now our team is awful
Fail! Fail! to Dave Brandon,
A pizza guy at best!


Fail! for the PR crisis
Fail! national news with ISIS
Fail! Fail! to Dave Brandon
The leader of this mess!
Fail! for the Hoke debacle
Fail! now our team is awful
Fail! Fail! to Dave Brandon,
A pizza guy at best!